Manager Addresses Team With Shamelessly Stolen Content From Google’s Project Aristotle

WARSAW — In what some unwary witnesses described as a flawless, highly motivating dissertation, a recently hired manager audaciously thieved considerable content from Google’s project Aristotle and presented as his, including the use of practically unaltered visuals and diagrams, sources related to the matter told the Inquirer. Said session ended with a loud applause from the naive audience.