One More Useless Meeting Relentlessly Approaching

STUTTGART — A meeting which adds no value to the overall state of things and could have been a Slack message or an email and will modify absolutely nothing is reportedly steadfastly approaching in the calendar, sources to the matter commented to the Inquirer. “Agh, it was like three hours away last time I checked and all of a sudden it’s only ten minutes now until I need to sit there and see those faces” commented Randy McClure, engineer.