Another Prototype Prematurely Turned Into A Product

LONDON — A prototype which intermittently functioned on top of the bench in the engineering department has been launched as a product and announced through all available marketing channels, considerably ahead of what common-sense would have deemed reasonable, sources related to the matter told the Space Inquirer. “Sales people didn’t want to wait any longer for testing and debugging, so it’s out now, I guess,” shrugged Robert Arthurs, Head of Engineering. “We must seize the opportunity, so we will deliver now and fix it later” stated Greg Holmes, VP of Sales. At press time, sales department had, once more, not taken into account the nuances of product release, such as the importance of creating documentation necessary for using the artifact in a reliable manner.