Startup Marketing Team Celebrates New All-Time High In Newsletter Subscribers

TARTU — The marketing team at Clementine Space Firewatchers, a nordic startup planning to launch a network of high-altitude balloons to track wildfires, celebrated a new all-time high mark in newsletter subscribers. In a press release, Mike Appleton, VP of Marketing at Clementine, stated that “we crushed our OKRs, reaching a whooping 35 subscribers in our newsletter, only three years after we launched it”. At press time, a celebratory party at a local restaurant was being organized for the team to toast to the accomplishment. When approached by the Inquirer, Mr. Appleton declined to comment on how many of the subscribers are connected by blood or marriage with members of CSF’s marketing department.