Space CEO Lands Another Pointless Article In Newspaper Posing With Satellite Like He Knows How They Work

MONTEVIDEO — A Chief Executive Officer from an Earth Observation space scale-up has been reportedly cashing in on the benefits of having good connections with mainstream media by landing another vacuous article published in various outlets portraying him as strong, manly technical leader manipulating lab equipment, sources related to the matter told the Inquirer. “Media has been trying so hard to install this guy as the next Elon Musk, the ultimate unicorn rider, the Midas of space, when we all know he barely knows how computers work, let alone scale a company”, said a subordinate who spoke with the Inquirer under an NDA. The employee added that “we all automatically know there will be press visiting when he steps into the clean room”.