Suspected First Photo of Bigfoot in Decades Reportedly Synthetic Aperture Radar Image of Egyptian Pyramids

TAMPA — An amorphous, grayscale depiction of what some initially thought could have been the first sighting of Bigfoot captured in photography in decades proved to be a Synthetic Aperture Radar (SAR) image of the Egyptian Pyramids obtained by a satellite, experts confirmed to the Inquirer. “A combination of radar layover, poor orthorectification, lack of the typical enhancements provided by Photoshop and speckle created the conditions for many to identify a figure similar to Bigfoot in the image” stated Timothy McLaughlin, Head of Remote Sensing Data Processing at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (NASA) in Pasadena, California. “Some others saw the image of Jesus of Nazareth as in the Shroud of Turin, but trust me it’s just the pyramids” he added.