Steve Jobs Loses Number 1 Ranking To Elon Musk As Protagonist In Every Space VC Wet Dreams

DARMSTADT — In what has been considered a very tight race in the worldwide, collective capitalist sexual fantasy with billionaires, Steve Jobs lost his long-held number 1 of the ranking in the hands of the hair-implanted South African spacetech mogul. Venture Capitalists are therefore already portraying Musk as a yardstick for absolutely everything, sources related to the matter declared to the Inquirer. “How are you going to be the next Elon Musk?”, “What if Elon Musk wants to compete with you?”, “Why hasn’t Elon Musk done this already if it is so innovative? rank high among the questions asked, typically followed by a sigh of love and, in many cases, a stiffy. A senior VC—who spoke under the condition of strict anonymity— acknowledged his morning routine of masturbating in an altar he built in his flat with an image of Jobs has now been renovated with Musk’s imagery because of the fact, he noted, Jobs has been dead for an amount of time, making the auto-erotic experience “bit weird”, he stated.