Consortia Provably Worst Scheme Ever Invented To Do Anything, Report Says

TOKYO — A recent report titled “Collaborative Work Mechanisms, A Review” by the Royal Ministry of Science and Technology of Sweden reveals that a consortium is scientifically “the worst idea ever conceived” when it comes to building anything remotely complex. The report elaborates further that if “it was not convoluted enough to deal with the bureaucracy of a single corporation, the idea of combining dreadful, flawed, half-baked processes and on top of that all kinds of colorful egos together is without a single bit of doubt the worst collaboration scheme ever”. The authors finalize the text expressing anything that works out of consortia shall be considered a “friggin’ miracle”.

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