Job Title Crisis: ‘Global Heads’ Demand Title Upgrade To Include Moon, Mars And Beyond

LONDON — The International Union of Global Heads (IUGH) gathered last week in Paris for its annual conference on global heading matters and analyzed the current trends in the space industry title crisis, highlighting that companies are constraining titles to mere terrestrial scope, purposely excluding lunar, martian and beyond, something that has reportedly raised eyebrows among global heads yearning for more responsibilities. “With tangible perspectives of reaching back to the Moon and also Mars, we demand decision makers to upgrade our titles accordingly to include more than just our globe”, said Patricia Schilling, Global Head of the Union of Global Heads. She suggested companies to “consider the idea of refurbishing the titles to Solar System Heads, or even Galactic Heads”.