Sycophancy, Up 60% Compared To Same Period Last Year

TARTU — A recent report by Deloitte shows an authoritative increase of 60% in overall corporate annilingus compared to the same period last year across space industry. The aforementioned report observed that 2021 marked a particularly active year in terms of brainless, idiotic decisions made by Chief Executive Officers (CEOs) which, report adds, flags a “steady tendency of executives surrounding themselves with well-paid nincompoops who would applaud anything just to keep milking the system as much as possible, preventing decision-makers from reflecting on their own stupidity and, on the contrary, gaining a dangerous, unwarranted sense of infallibility”. The report closes by forecasting a stronger increase of nauseating, servile approval for the current fiscal year.