Quality Assurance Engineer Dead For Months Without Anyone Noticing

LISBOA — A quality assurance engineer called Greg from Red Marble Space, a space scale up developing sustainable black water treatment facilities for Mars and the Moon, was found dead in his cubicle in what is believed to have been a sudden heart attack. Autopsy report stated the ill-fated engineer had been dead for at least 48 weeks without any colleagues noticing, possibly due to the fact the company has been working mainly remotely for the last year and a half, and due to consistent disregard to the now-deceased employee’s emails and procedures. “Last email I actually opened from him was from July 2020” stated Matt T., a colleague working for the engineering department said. “I was about some ISO standard as usual so I just didn’t pay attention”. At press time, a memorial was reportedly canceled due to “tight schedule” according to a company spokesperson.