Order Of The Knights Templar Launches Venture Capital Targeting Celibate, Non-Gay Space Startups

MALTA — The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon, also known as the Order of Solomon’s Temple, the Knights Templar, or simply the Templars, is admittedly tapping into space industry, more precisely Christian, celibate, strictly non-gay startups. “We are very excited about pouring some of the gold we earned by circumventing usury with our medieval form of creative accountancy into a very dynamic market like new space”, stated Arnold of Bedocio VIII, General Partner of the newly launched fund. “We are a new, dynamic fund which will bring great flexibility to the market, as long as our portfolio will stick to The Rule of The Templars, which includes no pointy shoes and no kissing mom”—he added—“or there will be beatings”.
The brand new fund is reportedly setting its homebase in Portugal.