Stealth Startup Finally Comes Out As If Anyone Cares

THE HAGUE — After more than two years working under the strictest secrecy, Zoitron Space has finally revealed itself today by fully coming out from stealth mode, in a move company members thought would spark interest from anyone across the globe even though, to their surprise, the world kept on turning in a similar fashion compared to when they were in reclusion. At press time, Zoitron declared no benefit whatsoever gained from the hermit phase, as not enough marketing mystery was seriously built up. Zoitron is planning to launch a constellation of 10E12 satellites to help tackle space debris.