Canceled Meeting Creates Wave of Silent, Collective Joy

RENNES — A meeting titled “OKRs and Strategy Sync Up” was canceled last-minute due to an unexpected schedule conflict of the organizer, creating a rapid ripple wave of silent rejoice across the attendants list. Reports indicate clenched fists were briefly spotted in the area lurking behind laptop screens. Organizer’s heartfelt apologies for not being able to run the meeting, sent on corporate IM, were responded with typical polite and insincere small talk which provided enough artificial comfort to the situation.